I remembered fart things a lot for it was one of resources of merriness. One time in senior high school, I caught cold and had to take medicine because I was too fragile to recover by myself then. I wasn’t boasting I was strong, the fact was that I was fragile then even though I could beat Sissy at will. I didn’t know what kind of medicine the doctor gave to me, it worked really well, at the same time, its side effect was farting .

      In evening class, I broke wind by accident. Generally speaking, my fart wasn’t very stinky, but under the influence of medicine, this time it was incredibly stinky.

      The classmates of whole classroom were driven away. My deskmate even told me, “I guess the guy must have feces in his trousers, or else how could the fart be so stinky?” I covered my nose as other classmates did so as not to be discovered by other people.

      Only ten minutes later, the smell was then gradually going away and classmates came in one by one. I laughed uproariously in heart, but never dared to disclose the truth.

      Another time, on a bus, I found a couple was disgusting in front of me. They kissed each other passionately regardless of other people. Suddenly I got an idea, it was by accident I had sweet potato in the morning, I broke wind slowly and caught the fart with my right hand. Gradually I raised up my right hand to hold their chairs, instantly they smelt it to lose the so-called passion. I tried really hard to hold myself not to laugh. They could only be quiet after smelling my fart. Staring at them meant nothing, only fart could stop them.

      Talking of bus, it reminded me of carsickness. I used to have carsickness; worried about it a lot, sometimes I even vomited. The symptom was very serious once I was on bus, but one day, after an accident discovery, my carsickness healed. 

      I had no seat, had to stand on the bus, feeling I would vomit soon. Suddenly I saw a fashionable girl in front seat just below me. Because her T-shirt was low-cut and boobs were big, I could see most part of her snowy-white boobs clearly, which attracted me a lot and made me even forget me carsickness temporarily. From then on, I used this method a lot. Why didn’t they discover me even once? Don’t worry, I would explain it in detail. Whom was I kidding? I was on an isolated island now.

      I was born with omnidirectional eyes. I didn’t have to turn my head to peep boobs like common people did, which was stupid and easy to be discovered. My eyes could turn at my will omnidirectionally, so nobody would discover me. Probably boobs had healing ability, now I didn’t have carsickness even though I didn’t peep. It was a pity there wasn’t a bus on this island. In fact, I felt empty while peeping, so stopped peeping a long time ago, it wasn’t because I was on this island and had no chance to peep.