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A Joke About the Advertisement of M&M's
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Student: "Vocabulary, come into my brain!"
Vocabulary: "You should go into the brain. Can't you change a bigger brain?".
学生：“单词，快到脑子里来！”
单词：“你才到脑子里去！你就不能换一个大一点的脑子吗?
Post comment Comment (8 replies)
- Reply sunnyv
- A girlfriend told his boyfriend to have an open mind.
The boyfriend said, if I open my mind, my brains would fall out.
- Reply ocean0721
sunnyv: A girlfriend told his boyfriend to have an open mind.
The boyfriend said, if I open my mind, my brains would fall out.
Smart man
- Reply ocean0721
- The smart one is not me. It's a Chinese joke I found on Sina. What I do is translated it and posted it here.
warmjaney: Interesting, you are smart; Revise in new version from the TV advertisement;
- Reply Ausfrank
- Joke1:
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
Joke2:
A man is talking to God
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
- Reply warmjaney
ocean0721: The smart one is not me. It's a Chinese joke I found on Sina. What I do is translated it and posted it here.
it's really interesting; Anyway, thanks for your sharing here;
- Reply ocean0721
Ausfrank: Joke1:
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
Joke2:
A man is talking to God
The man: ... I like the second one.
