Today, I get a scoff at schoolmates. I think this is succinct and inspiring, now, I share it with you, I hope you can find which part do you belong to.    

Tsinghua University: Half alumnus working aboard is ridiculing those who left home.

Peking University:  Half alumnus is exchange ranting with the other half.    

Renmin University: Half alumnus is serving as secretaries of the other half; 

China University of Political Science and Law: Half alumnus is arresting the other half.  

Fudan University: Half alumnus is purchasing the properties of the other half.  

Chinese Finance university: Half alumnus is checking the account books of the other half.

Beijing Normal University: Half alumnus is teaching kids of the other half.   

Chinese Opera college: Half alumnus is sleeping with the fathers of the other half.    

Communication University of China: Half alumnus is serving as stepmothers of the other half.

Chang Jiang commercial college: Half alumnus is managing to become the new wife of the other half.

Additional words: The world is a go-go world fraught with temptation and dangers. People are pragmatic and know how to achieve their set goal through one’s own manners. Everything is a goods which can be exchanged, including ethics and morality. Ideal is nothing. Everlasting gain has a final say.