Previously, Daniel Lee had lost his way in the deep forest when he met a tiger with long long fangs. Having been interpreting  for International meetings ever since he hid his real identity, Daniel had no choice but to turn himself into the Super Saga Jin once again. It did not take a genius to figure out the tiger was not at all match for Daniel Lee. With a pinkie, Daniel applied his "Big Dipper Illusion Attack"

上集讲道，武松（即Daniel）在深林中迷了路，祸不单行的是，此时，一只长牙虎出现。自从武松做了国际会议的同传后，他一直把自己的真实身份隐藏着。但今天真的没有办法了，武松再次变成了超级赛亚人，就那么一只小尾指，武松使出了他的“北斗幻影拳”

お前はもう死んでいる。
“你已经死了。”

Thus said Daniel Lee, who intended to walk away but never had he imagined someone was there all the way peeking from behind the bushes.

"Hooray"

The news soon spread among the folks. And that's how Daniel Lee became the  professor of a prestigious university, appointed by the Mayor of Gxx city. Weird world!

Now

现在故事的发展。

The story goes on that one day Daniel Lee is giving a lecture on Criminals’Minds to the ’10 class for English majors when the door of the classroom is collided out. All eyes turn to the figure standing at the access—bald on the forehead, thick brows and very small eyes being the groundwork of his face. He has the Amani suits worn on, the pair of trousers already covering the whole of his Jaguar leather shoes, whose measure adding up to no more than 1 meter and 20 centimeters.

原文再续书接上一回，话说当日，武松（即Daniel）在给10级的英文专业生上“犯罪者心理”的课时，突然教室门“砰”的一声被撞开了。所有目光聚焦处，乃一个前额秃头，粗眉细眼的物体。此物体呈人形，穿着整套“阿曼尼”西服，而脚太短西裤把“美洲狮皮革”皮鞋也完完全全覆盖了。这个物体从头算到脚趾头也不足1米2。

He is nobody but the cousin of Daniel Lee—Donald Lee—a genius mathematician in the school.

此物体不是别的，原来正是武松的表哥—武大郎—他是本大学的闻名数学天才。

All students just stare in awe cos they have never seen Donald Lee in person—such a handsome man-- as the latter, worries all worn upon his face, weeps an account of what has lately happened to him in front of Daniel Lee.

学生们都没有亲眼目睹过武大郎的风姿—简直是终极幻想天下无双的一个美男子啊！--于是就在这所有人瞪瞠的动作中，武大郎开始对武松如泣如诉，最近就是发生了那么一件事：

“The thing is quite simple, I’ve met a pretty student lately—her name is Beverly Pan—so I applied the formula of probability whose distribution tells me where and when she and I could fall in love with each other. I was right in my calculation of mathematics connected with love, as usual. Things really went smoothly that we were seeing each other, and she has promised to marry me next month until the official from the Administration showed up. She seems more willing to give me a cold shoulder lately and I could understand why. She...she is seen hanging out often with this guy—Jerry Macquire.”

“事情很简单，最近我邂逅了一个很漂亮的女学生—她叫潘金莲—于是我就运用几率方程，算出值分布，时间，地点与情形正如我推算的一样，我们就这样开始了。我们的拍拖进展得很顺利，因为我一直小心演绎着我的恋爱方程。直到最近，一个叫做西门庆的，他是做行政工作的，把金莲抢走了。

When he has reached this point, Donald Lee could not help but give himself to tears.

说到这里，武大郎已成为了泪人。

“I just can’t stand it no more. Donald, I am gonna jerk up this guy, give him a piece of me and bring you back your honey!” Daniel Lee flows into such a rage now.

“太可恶了。武大表哥，我这就给你搜这西门庆出来，扁他一顿，还你的潘金莲！”

“Just a second. My honorable Professor Daniel Lee and Doctor Danold Lee”

“稍等。我尊敬的武松教授与武大郎博士。”

The raucous voice is no other’s than that of Obasan’s, the oldest student in this university.

这嘶哑的声音不是别人，正正就是这大学资历最老的学生---黄婆。

“If you ask me, I have a great idea for catching them both in red hands.” Somber smiling worn upon the Obasan’s wrinkled face.

“我有一条计策，准能将这两人捉奸在床。”黄婆那脸，苍老而布满皱褶，笑容阴森可怖。

Before one could say “The cat catches the mouse”, Donald Lee has transformed himself into the Giant Yao Ming, and with a swing of arms right after the fake pass, he shoots Obasan to the antenna loop of the ceiling.

“I knew it from my deduction that you are the one doing all the string pulling.”

真是说时迟，那时快，武大郎变身成为巨人姚明，那漂亮的假动作与投手一挥动，黄婆已被他射篮—狗吃屎地撞进了天花板上天线圈内。

“根据我的数学推演，你这个死黄婆就是幕后操纵者！”

“Way to go, Donald. Haven’t seen you change into Giant Yao Ming in a while.” A naughty smile beaming upon Daniel Lee’s.

“好样的。武大表哥的姚明巨人变身，真的是久违了。”

Right now a beautiful scene in front of the blackboard, a cute girl with long hairs wearing a pair of thick glasses is busy with deducing the conclusion of the formula involved with Beverly Pan and Jerry Macquire…

She bursts out, her voice like that of the silver bells,

“Finally, I’ve got it. Beverly Pan and Jerry Macquire is gonna make out in the Black Swan Hotel! Please make haste, my beloved Doctor Donald Lee and Professor Daniel Lee!”

“我终于算出来了。潘金莲要和西门庆在黑天鹅宾馆开房乐。我敬爱的武大郎博士，武松博士，刻不容缓啊！”

Scene right now in Room 240 of Black Swan Hotel.

场景马上切换为黑天鹅宾馆的240房（240，爱死你）。

Beverly Pan, high-hipped, big-breasted, a pretty face really seldom there are no one that comes close to. Jerry Macquire, nothing quite extraordinary in his facial features, when settled all together in that cotton-white meatball above the neck, looks stinkingly horny to the eye.

潘金莲，臀高胸丰，那如花似玉的脸蛋确实是少人能及。再说那西门庆，五官并无太大特别之处，但当挤在颈部上端的奶白肉丸头颅上，确实是淫荡得不堪入目。

Jerry Macquire holds his fish-mouthed lips against those of Beverly Pan's in a desperate manner as he ain't-wanna-waste-a-sec pushes her along onto the mattress of the bed. It is such a violent sucking that Beverly begins to moan. He hasn't yet pulled off his trousers, Jerry couldn't wait to work so hard between this slut's legs...

西门庆鱼嘴般的血盘大口开始急不及待地亲吻潘金莲的双唇，如同争分夺秒，他边做着这热身运动边把金莲推向床垫。粗野的接吻促使金莲很快就进入了状态，并开始呻吟。（以下不翻译为好，未成年人须有家长陪同指引）

Now Beverly Pan is about to lose her virginity when the door of the room is broken in, standing right there and then is nobody but Donald Lee, Daniel Lee and the crowd of students Beverly has known or known not.

正当潘金莲要XX的那一裂秒里，鸳鸯浴中的房门被撞开。此时此刻站在门前的不是别人，偏偏正是金莲的男友武大郎，武松（即Daniel Lee）还有金莲或许认识的同学，或许也是没有见过的同校学生。

"クソ、ムカつく、あのやろう、僕はお前に許せらなあああああああああああ."

“气死我啦，我好怒啊，你这猪头，今天老爷决不饶你。”

（武松，即Daniel突然间讲起了日文，为什么呢？因为英文太不堪入目了）

Jerry Macquire sits up from what he's been doing on the bed, a cold smile worn on his face,

"Hmm,look who I've got here today, the mathematician genius and his cousin, what's he done again, the hero conquering the tiger, haha. Even if you've got the American Prisident in front of me here today, I am not afraid."

西门庆从床上之前做着的什么坐了起来，面上挂着冷笑言道，

Kata Kata,

There is an ice-cold air revolving around Daniel Lee's whole body now,churning up and then turmoiling the room.

咔嗒喀嗒地

一股刺冷的气体围绕着武松的身体周旋，气体不断膨胀，搅动着，最后给客房带来了骚乱。

Anger churning up within

怒火中烧

Second Phase of transforming

Needs a little bit hard work

变身第二阶段

需要一点挣扎努力

Third Phase of transforming

The whole being is in pain, but pressing on still

变身第三阶段

虽然身心都好痛，但我要坚持，熬过它

Super Invincible Saga Jin

Looking cool that I am now

超级无敌赛亚人

这就是叫做“型”

Well, it does not take a genius to figure out "who beats who"in this duel", Jerry Macquire is admitted to an asylum nearby owing to the tremendous cerebral concussion caused by Daniel Lee's revengingly damaging blows, and Daniel Lee, in turn, became the President of the University cos of what he has done good.

故事毫无悬念，西门庆由于在打斗中脑袋严重震荡并受损，进了精神病院。而武松（即我Daniel）由于为民除害，做了大学校长

I am gonna wake you up after the ending of this story, tell you what you wanna hear when all is over.

还有，还有

Donald Lee takes Beverly Pan in the hand, walking side by side along in a light pace towards the church.

She kisses him on the cheek, beaming,

"I do"

武大郎拉着潘金莲的手，两人步伐轻盈地走进了婚礼殿堂。

金莲吻了武大郎的脸颊，笑容可掬，

“我愿意啦”

And the next Donald Lee pops into the form of Giant Yao Ming.

真是说时迟，那时快，亲吻断裂的下一秒，武大郎变身成为久违的“巨人姚明”。

"Wow,but why?"

Beverly Pan asks in surprise.

“啊，点解啊？”

潘金莲又惊讶又欢喜。

"Because you love me, a man can be capable cos he is loved by the woman he devotes his heart entirely to."

“因为你爱我，只要一个女人真心爱着一个用心爱她的男人，这个男人就是最有能力的。”

And so Donald Lee and Beverly Pan live their lives happily ever after.

于是，从此以后，武大郎与潘金莲就幸福快乐地生活在一起了。

完了