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so funny!

887 views. 2009-12-15 12:10 |Individual Classification:joke

前台小姐的超强英语……强就一个字!!!

刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较 
清闲,面带微笑的: 
前台小姐:“hello.” 
老外:“hi.” 
前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 
老外:“can you speak english?” 
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 
老外:“can anybody else speak english?” 
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?” 
老外:“i want to speak to your head.” 
前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”





Post comment Comment (20 replies)

Reply linda@crab 2009-12-15 13:10
oh,jesus!!!
Reply yyjjxx12345 2009-12-15 13:13
what a mess
Reply Juleo.xie 2009-12-15 13:43
haha, Laugh die me le ,
Reply superlucy 2009-12-15 18:16
linda@crab: oh,jesus!!!
Reply superlucy 2009-12-15 18:16
yyjjxx12345: what a mess
Reply superlucy 2009-12-15 18:16
Juleo.xie: haha, Laugh die me le ,
Reply touringchina 2009-12-15 18:38
Amen....
Reply superlucy 2009-12-15 20:08
touringchina: Amen....
Reply WEIWEI986524 2009-12-15 21:17
It's way too  funny!!
Reply superlucy 2009-12-16 12:06
WEIWEI986524: It's way too  funny!!
,yeah.
Reply catnfish 2009-12-16 14:25
burst into great laughter! Also read for my work mate here, haha It's such a happy afternoon and that's all because of u!
Reply superlucy 2009-12-16 17:15
catnfish: burst into great laughter! Also read for my work mate here, haha It's such a happy afternoon and that's all because of u!
Reply Sally_Fan 2009-12-17 16:36
Hehe, if the foreigner know a little Chinese, he will understand it.
Reply superlucy 2009-12-17 20:02
Sally_Fan: Hehe, if the foreigner know a little Chinese, he will understand it.
,yeah.
Reply taho4012 2009-12-20 13:41
faint! it's tooooooooooo....
Reply superlucy 2009-12-20 21:36
taho4012: faint! it's tooooooooooo....
!
Reply colin0126 2009-12-26 14:06
。。。。。
Reply superlucy 2009-12-27 15:04
colin0126: 。。。。。
Reply betty396 2010-1-6 20:20
Reply huntermossly 2010-3-21 12:56
It's so funny..But the other side it's telling about if I don't speak English, I would feel very embarrassed.  I think...

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