摘要:"That's the other man," said the attendant．[阅读全文]

摘要:I remember I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten who it was.[阅读全文]

摘要:"I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，" said the lady to her husband．"But something's been bothering me for days．"[阅读全文]

摘要:＂But, Dad," said Tom, "I can only see one light at the end of the bar．＂[阅读全文]

摘要:Thank you, my boy, Give your mistress and her son my thanks for their kindness and here is two shillings for yourself.[阅读全文]

摘要:No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice．[阅读全文]

摘要:In some Government offices the clerks， upon arrival in themorning， have to sign their names in an "attendance book". This book provides space for signature[阅读全文]

摘要:If all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as I have done, you'll be richer than I am.[阅读全文]

摘要:George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit， Horne Tooke，whether he could play cards．[阅读全文]

摘要:If you wish to know'my greatgrandfather was a monkey. In fact, my pedigree began where yours terminates．"[阅读全文]

摘要:A man went into a bar， sat down， called the barman and said to him，"Give me a drink before the trouble starts．"[阅读全文]

摘要:Upon my soul I never thought That they would shave．[阅读全文]

摘要:It is said among business men that it requires twelve Jews to cheat a Genoese； but twelve Genoese are not enough tocheat a Greek… Only one person， that I ever heard of， enjoys the not very enviabl[阅读全文]

摘要:We know a gentleman who， after a medical examina tionwas told by the doctor that he was in a pretty bad way．[阅读全文]

摘要:Brown declares this to be the best lesson in rhetoric he ever received, and he made an unusual effort to adapt his word tothe comprehension of his hearers in that "neck o'timber．"Other speakers ma[阅读全文]

摘要:"One picture is worth a thousand wods？" The fact is that one picture is rarely， if ever， worth a thousand words．Some are worth only one： money．[阅读全文]

摘要:“那怎么能证明你有音乐才能呢？” “我抓住钢琴，陪她一起漂下去了。”[阅读全文]