摘要:圣诞节小笑话[阅读全文]

摘要:在英语里，不同情绪引起的笑或不同程度的笑，要用不同的词来表示。[阅读全文]

摘要:I will laugh at the world. 我要笑遍世界。 No living creature can laugh except man. Trees may bleed when they are wounded, and beasts in the field will cry in pain and hunger, yet only I have the gift[阅读全文]

摘要:1 A daughter through the night when suddenly a man came up to her with open arms to embrace shape approached to do is kick. Man lying on the ground crying, said: are the third piece of my bother anyon[阅读全文]

摘要:笑里藏刀[阅读全文]

摘要:Mr. Dawson was an old grouch, and everyone in town knew it. Kids knew not to go into his yard to pick a delicious apple, even off the ground, because old Dawson, they said, would come after you with h[阅读全文]

摘要:The New Baby　Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child. 　　Pat had seen babies in other people"s houses and had not liked them very much，so he[阅读全文]

摘要:作者介绍特蕾莎修女(Mother Teresa,1910-1997)，印度著名的慈善家，印度天主教仁爱传教会创始人，在世界范围内建立了一个庞大的慈善机构网，赢得了国际社会的广泛尊敬。1979年被授予诺贝尔和平奖。本文所选即好在领取[阅读全文]

摘要:  笑 1、The last chance The God decided to create “woman”,and he should take a rib from Adam. He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely,said:”Adam,enjoy the sleepy,this is the last chance tha[阅读全文]

摘要:1.刚上班不久，有个公司的A/R打电话来催支票，我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的，那男的很 有礼貌的说：“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." 听懂了很开心，不过由于对公司 名字还不熟，心想先用笔记下来公[阅读全文]

摘要:我又一次陷于两头都够不上的中间境遇，作为六个孩子中的老四，很多事情对我来说不是因为年龄太小，就是太大而不合适。那天夜里就是这样。我的两个小兄弟在屋里睡觉，我的另外三个长兄和姐姐在拐角与小伙伴们玩，而我[阅读全文]

摘要:Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity 阿拉巴马州：是的，我们有电! Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 阿拉斯加州：一万一千六百二十三名爱斯基摩人是不会错的! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 亚利桑那州：可[阅读全文]

摘要:一 位 員工寄了一封信給她的老板，內容為 Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . worker$ who have given $o much $upport[阅读全文]

摘要:  微笑 Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other―it doesn’t matter who it is―and that will help you to grow up in greater lo[阅读全文]

摘要:  粽子 001 taking off your coat, you are so Bainen, in light of the Youxiang, Tianyi Tian again on a bite, my heart fly Cloud Nine, ah, I love dumplings! 001 脱去你的外衣，你是那样白嫩，发着淡淡[阅读全文]

摘要:     《farewell my concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆 （这可是《霸王别姬》的英文译名啊。） 　　《seventeen years》——十七年（故弄玄虚，《回家过年》） 　　《ashes of time》——时间的[阅读全文]

摘要:  笑 1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell[阅读全文]

摘要:不知道多少人看过《歌舞青春》第三部最后的Prom毕业舞会表演，真是让我们这些只能吃吃散伙饭的孩子羡慕不已。不过羡慕归羡慕，真实情况下，舞会可能也 很无聊，尤其是有老师在旁边看着的时候…… Time release: 　　[阅读全文]

摘要:An advertisement in a restaurant 一家饭店门口的广告Please come in to eat or both of us will starve 进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿 Traffic slogans 交通宣传标语 If you want to stay married, divorce speed[阅读全文]

摘要:笑 ——冰心    雨声渐渐的住了，窗帘后隐隐的透进清光来。推开窗户一看，呀！凉云散了，树叶上的残滴，映着月儿，好似萤光千点(1)，闪闪烁烁的动着。——真没想到苦雨孤灯之后，会有这么一幅清美的图画(2[阅读全文]