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- 别卖那头牛
- The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glas...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 别卖那头牛(中)
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睿智的老女修道院长处在了弥留之际。修女们聚集在她的病床边,想办法让她舒适的离去。她们给她喝温好的牛奶,但是被她拒绝了。这时一个修女拿着杯子去了厨房。还记得去年圣诞节她们收的礼物当中有瓶威士忌,她打...
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- 假如生活是一台电脑
- If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you f...
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- 我干得怎么样?
- How did I do?我干得怎么样? A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loiter...
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- 为什么在那里停车?
- "Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'" (note: "fine" has two meanings 1. good...
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- 这只鳄鱼也没有穿鞋
- A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were a...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 这只鳄鱼也没有穿鞋(中)
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一个年轻的金发女郎在路易斯安那州的深处旅行。有些道路很糟糕,因此她想要双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋,可是又不愿付出当地卖主开出的高价。
最后,一店主“恕不还价”的态度使她非常沮丧,于是大声嚷道:“也许我该出去...
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- 你可以跟他们中任何一个人结婚
- One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 研究生和本科生
- "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say,...
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- 一个短暂的假期
- Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country...
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- 一个短暂的假期(中)
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亚伦在一个城市的公司工作。他十分努力地工作,期望着休假。
以前休假,他经常去海边。但有一年,他看到报纸上有一则广告:“领略乡村生活。在唯利屋农场度假数周,可享受:美味佳肴、新鲜空气、骑马、散步、垂钓...
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- 英语幽默精读【26】My water Thinks So
- Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at the first house on that block. "Excuse me," I said to him....
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- 英语幽默精读【27】A Plumber
- My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her request was ignored...
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- 英语幽默精读【28】A Tough Teacher
- A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was ass...
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- 英语幽默精读【30】A Business Trip
- On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeted by his hospitable Indian host. The cab driver requested the...
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- 英语幽默精读【29】I'm a Police Officer
- When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and they tore out into the yard...
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- 英语幽默精读【33】A Stubborn Horse
- The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, he pronounced it co...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默精读【34】Looking for a companion
- A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. " Back came the answer: "Marry a peng...
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- 英语幽默精读【31】Get a Job
- One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to return the tiny...
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- 英语幽默精读【32】12 Post Cards
- My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards . "Here, write us a few lines ever...
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- 英语幽默精读【35】My Roommate
- My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for a certain boo...
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- 英语幽默精读【36】I Can't Stop Now
- The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her turn finally came, she stepped aside, saying...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默精读【39】She Is Left-handed
- A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose s...
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- 英语幽默精读【40】Ways end Means
- A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, the man replied...
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- 英语幽默精读【37】The Big Baby
- "You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well." "Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. " her husband said. "I'll be pleased to look aft...
2019-01-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事