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英语幽默漫画带翻译:神奇的记忆力(双语)

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 A:What do you have there?

A:你在那做什么呢?

B: A hissy!

B:吵死了。

A: Can you remember what you did on every hole you played?

A:你能记住你每一次打的位置?

B:Absolutely.

B:当然。

A:That’s truly amazing.What did you do...say,on number five?

A:O太疯狂了,那第五颗球的位置?

B: Number five?

B:第五个?

B: I hooked it into the pond.

B:池塘边。

B:On number six, I shanked my third shot into the galleryand cold-cooked some little old lady. On number seven, I overshot the dogleg and wound up in the beer tent.

B:第六杆,打晕了一个小老太太。第七杆我用尽全力超过了啤酒棚。

A: Let’s skip to number 15. What did you do there?

A:中间跳过,第十五杆在哪?

B: 15...15....Aahh...

B:15啊~额·~

B: Is that hole where I caught the old geese in the sternum...or the one with the mayor’s cat?

B:打到了大雁的肋骨或者是市长的猫。

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