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- 优缺点Good Points and Bad Points--双语幽默笑话
- Good Points and Bad Points
优缺点
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫挑选圣诞礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small9b19a2442a677d2747a60c2c21f27d821540881545.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫挑选圣诞礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:let's see now...the perfect spot...加菲猫：让我们看看...极好的地点。garfield:hmm.加菲猫：哼。garfield:ah-ha!加菲猫：啊哈！jon:this could take a while.乔恩：这可能会花上一段时间。...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![乔恩给加菲猫讲述今天的经历-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small4a5ee1426bcc8ee6b4b8b5c46eae51471540881545.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 乔恩给加菲猫讲述今天的经历-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:would you like to hear about my day,garfield?乔恩：你想听关于我的一天吗，加菲猫？garfield:rub my tummy and i'll listen to anything.加菲猫：帮我按摩肚子我听你讲。jon:well,first,i went for a walk i...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 照相机Camera--双语幽默笑话
- Camera
照相机
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫和狗之间的争论-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small774656622f2023302f31854cf8ac978f1540881532.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫和狗之间的争论-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- dog:i find your presence unpleasant.狗：我发现你的在常使人感到不愉快。garfield:you possess many shortcomings also.加菲猫：你也有许多的缺点。dog:no one is perfect.狗：没有人是完美的。garfield:let's...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![恐怖的面具-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallf9bead22135a0c4e48ad49a200cfef751540881532.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 恐怖的面具-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:yaaahh!garfield:boy,that's the scariest mask yet!加菲猫：小子，那是最恐惧的面具。garfield:an empty supper dish.加菲猫：原来是一个空盘子。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 太有礼貌Too Polite--双语幽默笑话
- Too Polite
太有礼貌
A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the wom...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 三声口哨Three Whistles--双语幽默笑话
- Three Whistles
三声口哨
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are the...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![乔恩命令加菲猫抓老鼠-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small79763a9202b027a6b3a8134f1f4dbe8b1540881523.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 乔恩命令加菲猫抓老鼠-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon：catch a mouse.乔恩：抓老鼠。garfield:you didn't use the magic words.加菲猫：你不要使用过于复杂的话。jon:catch a mouse,or you don't get dinner.乔恩：抓老鼠，否则你就不准吃晚饭。jon:presto!乔恩：立刻！...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![小鸟对加菲猫的信任度-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smalle1298a1cae039ff110cc72e9081390ea1540881524.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 小鸟对加菲猫的信任度-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:there's a cat in the neighborhood!加菲猫：在住宅区有一只猫！garfield:quick!hide in my mouth!加菲猫：快点！藏到我的嘴里！garfield:where is the trust?where is the trust?加菲猫：信任在哪？信任在哪？...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫和乔恩午饭时间的对话-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small6e0c1eaa7b45c5448778277e5de8778f1540881524.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫和乔恩午饭时间的对话-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:garfield,sometimes i have to ask the big questions.乔恩：加菲猫，有时候我必须问你一些重大的问题。garfield:when's lunch?加菲猫：午饭是什么时候？jon:like,what is my purpose?乔恩：我要干什么？garfield:t...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫诱惑小鸟-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small7857acb3c96e735c66edff3829928aa21540881524.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫诱惑小鸟-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:there's a cat in the neighborhood!加菲猫：在住宅区里有一个猫。garfield:quick!hide behind these two slices of bread!加菲猫：快点！藏到这两个薄的切片面包的后面！garfield:i gotta find a new lin...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 炸鸡店里的翅膀Wings--双语幽默笑话
- Wings
翅 膀
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa qui...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 零钱不用找了Keep the Change--双语幽默笑话
- Keep the Change
零钱不用找了
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫吃了别人的食物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small96a10ac1b508ecb14e80216333cbe82e1540881475.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫吃了别人的食物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:you ate my food.you ate odie's food.you ate your food.乔恩：你吃了我的食物，吃了欧迪的食物，还吃了你自己的食物。jon:what do you have to say for yourself?乔恩：你想对你自己说什么？garfield:what's fo...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![油炸圈饼天使和油炸圈饼魔鬼的较量-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallb7756e01dc62e65d6a8fe647c355ffac1540881514.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 油炸圈饼天使和油炸圈饼魔鬼的较量-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- doughnut angel:don't eat that poor,defenseless doughnut!油炸圈饼天使:请不要吃我可怜的、无防备的油炸圈饼！doughnut devil:don't listen to him!chow down,pal!油炸圈饼魔鬼:不要听它一派胡言，吃了它，伙伴...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 妻子留给丈夫的选择权--双语幽默笑话
- The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.
丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。
One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"
一天...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 恭维不当带来的麻烦--双语幽默笑话
- A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。
一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。
Already at the end of...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫正处于脱毛期-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small1f76b9876a7603c94c223daff57b68b11540881295.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫正处于脱毛期-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:you're shedding.乔恩：你正在脱毛。garfield:and you're watching me shed.加菲猫：你在关注我脱毛。garfield:who has the problem here?加菲猫：到底谁有问题？更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![加菲猫过生日许愿望-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/smallfa8636a40de1e75ecca5f1bd96b8334b1540881295.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 加菲猫过生日许愿望-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:come on.garfield...乔恩：过来，加菲猫...jon:make a wish!乔恩：许一个愿望！garfield:i'm thinking!i'm thinking!加菲猫：让我想一想，让我想一想！更多 英语笑话 英语小笑话 英文笑话 英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 采购过早Early Shopper--双语幽默笑话
- Early Shopper
采购过早
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 走私犯A Smuggler--双语幽默笑话
- A Smuggler
走私犯
The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![最后一块曲奇饼干-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small3ffe3390696993aba0b0fedb1364a8271540881295.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 最后一块曲奇饼干-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- jon:one last cookie.乔恩：最后一块曲奇饼干。jon:we've been friends a long time now,right?乔恩：我们都已经做朋友好长时间了，对吗？garfield:wait!before you try to lay heavy guilt on me.加菲猫：等等！之前你...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
![没有太阳，世界陷入一片黑暗-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small3f9ce1b062377246a6918b5b8bb19d0c1540881295.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
- 没有太阳，世界陷入一片黑暗-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
- garfield:the sun has failed to rise!the earth is plunged into darkness!加菲猫：太阳还没有升起！地球陷入到了黑暗当中。garfield:the temperature will drop!plants will wither!we shall surely starve!...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一面之辞One Side of the Case--双语幽默笑话
- One Side of the Case
一面之辞
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.
一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个...
2018-10-30 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
