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Shares Credit Card
Samaritan 2010-5-3 15:05
A man's credit card was stolen. One month later, he received some bills the thief had paid by using his credit card. "Why didn't you have the card frozen?" asked his wife angrily. "That's because the thief spends much less than you do." answered the man.
Individual Classification: Joke|839 views|25 replies
Shares Crazy Employees
Samaritan 2010-2-18 20:15
A lady was eager to leave office for a few days, but she knew that her boss would not allow her to do so. Finally she came out a way to have a few days off. She thought that the boss might admit her days off if she acted crazy while working. So, she hung herself upside down from t ...
Individual Classification: Joke|519 views|13 replies
Shares A Frog's Kissing
Samaritan 2010-2-14 18:58
One day, a frog run away immediately after he kissed a rabbit, who run after him in the wake of the kissing. To avoid being caught up, the frog jumped into a pond hastily. After a while, a toad emerged from the water. The rabbit laughed and said,"You got allergy."
Individual Classification: Joke|390 views|6 replies
Shares My Unlucky Interview
Samaritan 2010-2-1 00:39
There is no "give up" in my dictionary. With many resumes delivered, I finally got an interview for a job in Google. However, I was driven out after finishing the first question. Interviewer: Where did you get the recruitment news? ME: F ...
Individual Classification: Joke|973 views|35 replies
Shares If I Were Mad
Samaritan 2010-1-24 22:18
A lady got badly ill. Her husband takes care of her thoughtfully and meticulously. "Would you honestly tell me what you are gonna do if I die?" she asks her husband. "Don't ask me such a question, I will be mad." says the husband. "Will you remarry?" she continues. "If I were mad, I would."
Individual Classification: Joke|487 views|16 replies
Shares Weight Loss
Samaritan 2010-1-22 12:30
Staying lean is a kind of fashion, especially for girls. By doing so, girls spare no efforts to lose weight, trying any possible ways to become slim, even skinny. They either do exercise to burn calories or take drugs to solve the weight problems. However, sometimes, neither of them is available. T ...
Individual Classification: Joke|1082 views|46 replies
Shares A Nerd
Samaritan 2009-12-31 16:15
A Nerd
A man who can recite an oral English book went abroad for further study. One day, he crushed his car, fell down to the foot of a cliff and got badly hurt. Police arrived at the scene. One officer shouted at the man, "How are you?" The man who was beneathe the cliff heard the voice and replied imm ...
Individual Classification: Joke|497 views|15 replies
Shares Call the Police
Samaritan 2009-12-30 17:46
One night, George found that a theft was taking place in his warehouse. After going back to his bedroom on tiptoe, George picked up the phone calling the police. "Officer, a burglary is in progress inside my house," reported Geroge. "Is it in your room?" the officer asked. "No, it is in the war ...
Individual Classification: Joke|487 views|18 replies
Shares I Regretted
Samaritan 2009-12-19 21:48
Cold war took place between my wife and me. I ordered a bouquet of flower for her and asked the florist to write a note which read "I regretted. Loving you!" But, to my surprise, my wife got angry when she received the flower. At last, I found the reason why my wife got angry. It was the note tha ...
Individual Classification: Joke|830 views|28 replies
Shares Make Believe
Samaritan 2009-12-14 16:41
A bandit sneaked into a jewelry shop, aiming a handgun at the boss, and said,"Give me a ring. Be quick!" The boss was scared to death, handing him a diamond ring immediately. The bandit looked at the ring carefully and roared to the boss,"Change another one cheaper and make my fiancee believe i ...
Individual Classification: Joke|588 views|20 replies
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