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Shares so funny!: superlucy 2009-12-15 12:10; 前台小姐的超强英语……强就一个字！！！刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：前台小姐：“hello.” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“if i not ...; Individual Classification: joke|902 views|20 replies

Shares Going to the Sun During the Night: superlucy 2009-12-8 16:01; Going to the Sun During the Night When the Americans were getting ready to send their firstmen to the moon， an old Irishman was watching them on tele vision in the bar of a hotel． There was an Englishman in the bar too， and he said tothe Irishman，“The Americans are very clever， aren' ...; Individual Classification: joke|311 views|2 replies

Shares water flowers everyday!: superlucy 2009-8-11 10:28; "Flowers need water," said the teacher. "Water your flowers every day, or they'll die." One morning Mother saw Marry out in the garden and asked, "What are you doing there, Marry?" "Watering flowers," said Marry. "But it is raining now!" "Oh, it doesn't matter. Mum." ...; Individual Classification: joke|404 views|6 replies

Shares Fresh Is Best: superlucy 2009-6-3 21:00; Fresh Is Best My cousin, a teacher, asked her young students, "Why should you never accept candy from strangers?" One girl knew. "Because it might be past the sell-by date."; Individual Classification: joke|424 views|2 replies

Shares Cyanide Watermelons: superlucy 2009-6-3 13:19; There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away ...; Individual Classification: joke|389 views|6 replies

Shares What a big deal: superlucy 2009-5-31 20:29; what a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and mad ...; Individual Classification: joke|329 views|5 replies

Shares I'll See to the Rest: superlucy 2009-5-31 14:50; A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!" "Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back. ...; Individual Classification: joke|344 views|5 replies

Shares A Nail Or A Fly: superlucy 2009-5-31 14:43; An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had hap ...; Individual Classification: joke|326 views|8 replies

Shares Dog Fart: superlucy 2009-5-27 17:14; Dog Fart A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case o f gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then ...; Individual Classification: joke|1040 views|3 replies

Shares asking for help: superlucy 2009-5-24 22:17; While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered, and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the ...; Individual Classification: joke|463 views|2 replies

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