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新机长
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标签: 笑话 新机长 引擎

摘要: "Did you get a new engine?" Mr. Black asked the airhostess. "No,we got a new captain," she answered.[阅读全文:]

愚蠢的问题
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标签: 笑话 愚蠢的问题

摘要: "Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time." He said happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped everyday, looked at the clock and then said to Dan,"Is that clock right?"[阅读全文:]

我们在热那亚和罗马的向导
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标签: 笑话 马克吐温 向导 热那亚 罗马

摘要: European guides know about enough English to tangle ev erything up so that a man can make neiter head nor tail of it.[阅读全文:]

你为什么不跟他一起去?
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标签: 笑话 杂货店 哀号

摘要: When I was in the grocery store I heard my friend moan,"Oh, did I just make a faux pas!" I stopped thumping melonsand gave her my full attention.[阅读全文:]

这都是亲爱的教区长干的!
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标签: 笑话 教区长 分居

摘要: The squire and his wife had, as they say in the society novels,"drifted apart." Rarely were they seen at the old Hall,and never together.[阅读全文:]

打油诗
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标签: 笑话 打油诗 茶点

摘要: I sat next the Duchess at tea. It was just as I feared it would be:[阅读全文:]

论自告奋勇的歌唱家
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标签: 笑话 歌唱家 天鹅

摘要: Swans sing before they die't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing.[阅读全文:]

你知道我是干什么的吗?
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标签: 笑话 旅馆 失火 警察

摘要: One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.[阅读全文:]

疯园丁之歌
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标签: 笑话 疯园丁 希腊语

摘要: He thought he saw an Elephant, That practised on a fife: He looked again, and found it was A letter from his wife.[阅读全文:]

预报天气的印第安人
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标签: 笑话 预报天气 无线电

摘要: Two men were travelling in a very wild and lonely part of America. For days they had not even seen a house, only a few huts made of wood, or tents made of skins.[阅读全文:]