摘要: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，我这辈子就毁在你手里。I see your face when I am dreaming.That's why I always wake up screa[阅读全文:]
摘要: A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?”[阅读全文:]
摘要: Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks.Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.[阅读全文:]
摘要: A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark".[阅读全文:]
摘要: 小沈阳有10句经典台词逢场做戏必说,观众却也100听不厌乐不可支。1.这是为什么呢?山寨版:This is why what?学院版:Why is this?2.准备好了么?Music!山寨版:Ready well le-ma?谬贼!学院版:Are you ready? Music!3[阅读全文:]
摘要: 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"[阅读全文:]
摘要: A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.[阅读全文:]
摘要: "Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied.[阅读全文:]