摘要: 各回各家,各找各妈。 Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威,你当我是HELLO KITTY。 Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY. 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you。 I admire you, I res[阅读全文:]
摘要: 中国人学习英文时很多初学者都喜欢用中文来标识英文发音,没想到外国人学中文时也这么干,真的很有意思。Dear Tim,shall by too dull doll by too jack won,dolphin long can Jim shall by too low,shall by too whe[阅读全文:]
摘要: 《farewell my concubine》——再见了,我的小老婆(《霸王别姬》) 《seventeen years》——十七年(故弄玄虚,《回家过年》)[阅读全文:]
摘要: 前台小姐:“Hello.”你好 老外:“Hi.”嗨 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”你有什么事?老外:“Can you speak english?”你能讲英语吗?[阅读全文:]
摘要: When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.[阅读全文:]
摘要: Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them?[阅读全文:]
摘要: The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, ho[阅读全文:]
摘要: One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is?[阅读全文:]