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理查德·培根爵士
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标签: 双语笑话 爵士 城堡 木桶

摘要: Sir Richard Bacon tells the following amusing story in "ANava1 Scrap Book":"On one occasion When my ancestor's husband was up country with his troops[阅读全文:]

沃恩主教
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标签: 英语幽默 主教 伦敦

摘要: Bishop Vaughan was a man of great hospitality, and onone occasion when a conference of world delegates was beingheld in London, he asked a number of native clergy to call onhim.[阅读全文:]

趁麻烦出现之前
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标签: 双语幽默 麻烦 酒吧

摘要: A man went into a bar, sat down, called the barman and said to him,"Give me a drink before the trouble starts."[阅读全文:]

斯波俊
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标签: 双语笑话 斯波俊 传教士 天堂 彼得

摘要: Spurgeon set out for Heaven at 7.15." A wag added the following: "Not yet arrived,12 p.m., anxious.Peter."[阅读全文:]

推销
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标签: 英语笑话 推销 汽车

摘要: That's no good to me.I want one to ride in.[阅读全文:]

作伪证
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标签: 英文笑话 伪证 誓言

摘要: "Do you know you are not to bear false witness against your neighbor?" "I'm not bearing false witness against him.I'm bearing false witness for him."[阅读全文:]

贿赂
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标签: 英语幽默 贿赂 法庭 指控

摘要: Only I don't think you got my idea quite right.Y'see,I sent'em in the other feller's name![阅读全文:]

剃须刀贩子
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标签: 双语幽默 剃须刀 胡子 小贩

摘要: Upon my soul I never thought That they would shave.[阅读全文:]

当希腊人遇到希腊人
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标签: 双语幽默 希腊人 靴子 倒霉鬼

摘要: It is said among business men that it requires twelve Jews to cheat a Genoese; but twelve Genoese are not enough tocheat a Greek… Only one person, that I ever heard of, enjoys the not very enviabl[阅读全文:]

你要付钱的
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标签: 英语幽默 付钱 烤肉 骨头

摘要: The butcher in the meat market was weighing up a roast when his customer observed,"Say, you're giving me a lot of bone there, aren't you? "[阅读全文:]