摘要:A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."[阅读全文]

摘要:Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?[阅读全文]

摘要:Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."[阅读全文]

摘要:Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.[阅读全文]

摘要:A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain.[阅读全文]

摘要:Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?[阅读全文]

摘要:Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look.[阅读全文]

摘要:"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."[阅读全文]

摘要:The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"[阅读全文]

摘要:During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.[阅读全文]

摘要:Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.[阅读全文]

摘要:One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."[阅读全文]

摘要:One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，"Mom my， what's puberty？" My wife was rushed at the moment[阅读全文]

摘要:There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．[阅读全文]

摘要:He couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher．"[阅读全文]

摘要:Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman, a bobby in flames．See? Bobby Burns![阅读全文]

摘要:The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."[阅读全文]

摘要:A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．"My dear，" said the old lady，"I wish you would do something for me．[阅读全文]

摘要:"That's the other man," said the attendant．[阅读全文]