摘要:I'm afraid we'll have to go to a restaurant tonight．I've broken the tinopener.[阅读全文]

摘要:Proctor（exceedingly angry）："So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？"[阅读全文]

摘要:I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read．There was a book used by the leaners in reading called "Dialogues between a Missionary and an Indian．"[阅读全文]

摘要:I remember I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten who it was.[阅读全文]

摘要:Your little hands， Your little feet， Your little mouth Oh，God，how sweet！[阅读全文]

摘要:"I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，" said the lady to her husband．"But something's been bothering me for days．"[阅读全文]

摘要:Choose whatever I like?" cried the jouthful recluse．"O, thank you,dear father, then give me—a goose!＂[阅读全文]

摘要:＂But, Dad," said Tom, "I can only see one light at the end of the bar．＂[阅读全文]

摘要:Thank you, my boy, Give your mistress and her son my thanks for their kindness and here is two shillings for yourself.[阅读全文]

摘要:What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．[阅读全文]

摘要:No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice．[阅读全文]

摘要:Mr．Brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant，a very stupid boy， rushed hastily into his master's room and shouted loudly in an excited voice，"Fire，Fire！The kitchen is on fire[阅读全文]

摘要:In some Government offices the clerks， upon arrival in themorning， have to sign their names in an "attendance book". This book provides space for signature[阅读全文]

摘要:If all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as I have done, you'll be richer than I am.[阅读全文]

摘要:The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm．"I want no scandal，” saidthe owner．“I'll ju[阅读全文]

摘要:George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit， Horne Tooke，whether he could play cards．[阅读全文]

摘要:If you wish to know'my greatgrandfather was a monkey. In fact, my pedigree began where yours terminates．"[阅读全文]

摘要:"That makes no difference," was the reply. "All I meant to convey was that you were too big for your boots．"[阅读全文]

摘要:Sir Richard Bacon tells the following amusing story in "ANava1 Scrap Book"："On one occasion When my ancestor's husband was up country with his troops[阅读全文]

摘要:A man went into a bar， sat down， called the barman and said to him，"Give me a drink before the trouble starts．"[阅读全文]