摘要: Swans sing before they die't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing．[阅读全文]
摘要: One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．[阅读全文]
摘要: He thought he saw an Elephant， That practised on a fife： He looked again， and found it was A letter from his wife．[阅读全文]
摘要: Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another．[阅读全文]
摘要: Benson was a Boston merchant and very proud of his handwriting and his ancestry． After giving a Jew salesman a norder[阅读全文]
摘要: It was a very foggy day in London． The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so． Buses，cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by the side of the road．[阅读全文]
摘要: A certain man reading a book that treated of the secrets of nature， fell upon a chapter in which't was said that a man who has a long beard wears the badge of a fool．[阅读全文]