摘要: Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?[阅读全文]
摘要: Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30.[阅读全文]
摘要: Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?[阅读全文]
摘要: Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?[阅读全文]
摘要: A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.[阅读全文]
摘要: Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.[阅读全文]
摘要: The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.[阅读全文]
摘要: The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.[阅读全文]
摘要: "If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him.[阅读全文]
摘要: Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face."[阅读全文]
摘要: A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said,[阅读全文]
摘要: "No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."[阅读全文]
摘要: Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars.[阅读全文]
摘要: Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve,[阅读全文]
摘要: A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces[阅读全文]
摘要: One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."[阅读全文]
摘要: Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.[阅读全文]