摘要: Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.[阅读全文]
摘要: Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?[阅读全文]
摘要: At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.[阅读全文]
摘要: Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."[阅读全文]
摘要: Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?[阅读全文]
摘要: Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean. Both of them were humorists.[阅读全文]
摘要: Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.[阅读全文]
摘要: A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest[阅读全文]
摘要: A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain.[阅读全文]
摘要: Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?[阅读全文]
摘要: A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones[阅读全文]
摘要: Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.[阅读全文]
摘要: Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.[阅读全文]
摘要: Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.[阅读全文]
摘要: Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look.[阅读全文]
摘要: "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."[阅读全文]
摘要: The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"[阅读全文]
摘要: A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.[阅读全文]