摘要: Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.[阅读全文]
摘要: Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute.[阅读全文]
摘要: Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?[阅读全文]
摘要: Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."[阅读全文]
摘要: "Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"[阅读全文]
摘要: There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."[阅读全文]
摘要: Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?[阅读全文]
摘要: Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.[阅读全文]
摘要: Customer: This lobster's only got one claw. Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.[阅读全文]
摘要: At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have toni[阅读全文]
摘要: Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam.[阅读全文]
摘要: Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.[阅读全文]
摘要: A wealthy man lay critically ill. "There's only one thing that will save you," his doctor said. " A brain transplant. it's experimental and very expensive."[阅读全文]
摘要: In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of t[阅读全文]
摘要: In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.[阅读全文]
摘要: A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders.[阅读全文]
摘要: On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.[阅读全文]
摘要: Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?[阅读全文]