外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹218：后继有人(中英)
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart,” thought the doctor, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!” 'Then the child spoke into the instrument，"Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
在去往幼儿园的路上，一个医生把她的听诊器留在了汽车座位上，她的小女儿拿起听诊器玩了起来。“我后继有人了，”医生心想，“我的女儿想要继续我的事业!”接着小孩对着听诊器说:“欢迎来到麦当劳，我能为您做点什么吗?”
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