外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹189：随你挑(中英)
Two IT guys were walking across the ark when one said, "Where did you get sucha great bike`?"
两个从事信息技术工作的男子穿过公园，其中一个说:“你从哪里搞来了这么一辆好自行车?”
The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.’ The first IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.”
第二个说:“我昨天在街上走，正在想我的工作，这时一个漂亮的女人骑着这车过来。她把车推倒在地上，脱下所有的衣服说:‘随你挑。” 第一个男子点头表示赞同地说:“你选的对，衣服不一定合适。”
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