英语幽默小故事带翻译：Filling a form 填表（中英双语）
26.Filling a form
26.填表
Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says 'Experience' ?" Joe whispered.
两位流浪汉已到了穷困潦倒的境地，他们只好打破了常规，来到了招工办公室找工作。
"Try road labor or farm,"said Pete.
“在关于‘经历’这一栏里，我填写什么呢?”乔小声地问。
Joe grimaced and printed painstakingly, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth.”Pete,"he hissed,"how d'ya spell0 farm?"
“你写修路工或干农活吧！”彼特说。
With the superior attitude of an educated man，his friend replied,"E一I一E一I一0.”
乔满脸愁容地在那里吃力地写着，最后他把舌头伸出嘴角不好意思地问:“彼特，怎么拼农场这个字?”
带着一种似乎是受过教育的高傲态度，他的朋友回答说:"E一I一E一I一Oe"
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