外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹202：他们希望什么(中英)

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Heard this morning on CNN that a lot of the Iraqi troops surrendered when, instead of the foot soldiers they were expecting, American tanks rolled in. Didn’t anybody tell them that Americans never walk anywhere they can drive?

今早从美国有线电视网中听到:当美国坦克进攻的时候，伊拉克部队投降了，因为他们原以为来的会是美国步兵。难道在这之前从来就没有人告诉过他们，美军是能开车就决不步行的吗?

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