外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹147：疼痛之种种(中英)
Three women，while traveling in a train, are discussing different types of pain.
三个女人在火车上正在讨论各种各样的疼痛。
The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you suffer a fracture.”
第一个女人说:“没有比你骨折时还疼的了。”
The second woman says, "That’s nothing. Post一surgical pain is the worst.”
第二个女人说:“那根本没有什么。手术以后的疼痛是最厉害的了。”
The third woman says，"I disagree. Pain during childbirth is the severest.”
第三女人说:“我不同意。在分娩的时候疼痛是最严重的。”
An old man who is resting up on the top bunk overhears this conversation and interrupts them. "I don’t think you three have ever experienced a swift kick to the balls.”
上铺的一个老人听到了她们的谈话，然后打断她们说:“我觉得你们从来没有经历过有人踢你要害时的疼痛。”
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