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英语笑话:天气预报

2019-03-11 阅读 :

  Weather Predict 天气预报
  A film crew was on location deep in the desert.
  一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.
  One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."
  一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
  The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
  一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴."
  This Indian is incredible," said the director.
  "印度人真神,"导演说.
  He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
  他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.
  However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
  几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.Finally the director sent for him.最后,导演派人去把他叫来了.
  "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
  "我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?
  "The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
  印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."

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