When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom ag...
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Hen's Legs
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their
eggs into pieces when laying?
母鸡的腿...
Explanation of Microsoft computer messages It says：“Press Any Key” It means：“Press any key you like but I‘m not moving.” It says：“Press A Key” （This one‘s a programmers joke. N...
1. Crack open your briefcase or purse，and while peering inside ask：“Got enough air in there？” 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering：“Shut up，all of you just shut UP！...
An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack，New Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world‘s smartest politician，the pilot（also a father），a Boy Scout，and a devout...
Mr. Jones was very fond of climbing mountains， so one year he went to Switzerland for his holidays. After he had climbed some easy mountains， he decided one day to climb a more difficult one； but...
Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each other One day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you." "How can you see me when I'm...
"No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out." "Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a di...
