英语幽默小故事带翻译：Punishment 惩罚（中英双语）
77.Punishment
77.惩罚
When my daughter had her first child，her husband,Chen Xi，was serving in the army in a remote mountain area. One day，Chen Xi's superior called him into his tent and ordered him to do 50 push-ups. After he completed，Chen Xi asked him what he had done wrong.“I don't have any cigarettes and sweets,"the officer said. "You just had a son!"
当我女儿生第一个小孩时，她丈夫陈希正在边远的山区服兵役。一天，陈希的队长把他叫进了帐篷，并命令他做50个俯卧撑。陈希做完了之后，问队长他做错了什么事而受罚。队长说:“你刚有了一个儿子，而我却没收到任何的烟和据。”
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