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趣味图片英语笑话:Monogamy 一夫一妻制(双语)

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for the last time: i didn't cheat-i just rubbed my self against the leg of the postman in a manner that might have seemed horny, but that's not the case at all! trust me,miranda!oh, miranda, please trust me!

最后一次,我没有撒谎-我只是以一种看似淫荡的方式和邮递员的腿对抗擦伤了自己,但是情况不是这样的!相信我,米兰达!噢,米兰达,请相信我!

monogamy never became successful among dogs

在狗的世界里一夫一妻制从没有成功过

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