What did the young Arnold Schwarzenegger state，when attending music school in Austria，after turning down the chance to become another Beethoven，Mozart or Chopin？What did he say？ “I‘ll be Bach....
Office Equipment Like many offices, we had only one large high speed copier. You often had to wait in line, sometimes for long periods of time, to use it. One of the cutest lil' female blonde c...
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Reason of Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The...
A Pledge Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. "I'll tell you the secret," he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-fi...
Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill. "That was a tough climb," said the front rider. "Sure was," replied the second. "And if...
A policeman escorted a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist put forward to buy a of pack cigare...
I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表现得象位女士 One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon f...
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a...
It was a stormy night. A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down. He stopped it by a tree and walked down the highway looking for help. A headlight started to approach him f...
Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren……all boys. The kids always wanted to play‘’war，‘’and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game....
