英语幽默小故事带翻译：Being serous 分严肃!（中英双语）
91.Being serous
91.十分严肃!
The day before my graduation from a high school in St.Louis，the principal called an assembly. He wanted to say farewell informally，he explained，as he reviewed our years together. There was hardly a dry eye among us as he concluded，"We will remember you，and hope you will remember us;more importantly，we want all of you to meet in this very auditorium 25 years from today.”
我从圣·路易斯毕业的前一天，校长召集我们开了个会。他想非正式地告别一下。当他回顾起这些年大家在一起所度过的时光时，我们每个人都很激动，眼睛都湿润了。他又情
绪激昂地说:“我们是不会忘记你们的，希望你们也不要忘记我们。我们要你们25年后的今天再来这里相聚。”
There was a moment of silence，then a thin voice piped up，"What time?"
一片寂静，接着就听见有人小声说:“什么时间?"
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