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趣味图片英语笑话:personality scanners人格扫描机(双语)

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we can see that you have brought a sarcastic attitude. that's a no-go!

我们看到你带着讽刺的态度,这是不允许通过的

a witty and sarcastic remark can cause great mental pain...

一个诙谐的讽刺的评论能够引起很大的痛苦

airport introduce personality scanners

机场引进人格扫描机

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