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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Send in the clowns 请小丑来(中英双语)

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81.Send in the clowns

81.请小丑来

One Apail 1st a memo from Maintenance appeared on a faculty bulletin board at the University of Minnesota:"This week we will thoroughly clean the new telephone lines by injecting compressed air into the cables. To control dust and debris that may emanate from your receivers, faculty members are urged to store their phones in their wastebaskets or to procure special.bags from the departmental secretary.Thank you for your cooperation.”

4月1日那天,在明尼索达大学的取工布告栏上贴着一张从后勤部发来的备忘录:“这周我们准备往电缆线里注升压缩空气,以便物底清扫电话线。为了避免灰尘和碎片残骸从你的电话听筒里冒出来,特告诫员工们把电话放在回废纸篓里,或从系秘书处领取特珠的口袋。谢谢你的合作!”

Three full professors requested the bags.

三位教授去领取了口袋。

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