英语幽默小故事带翻译： True feelings 实情（中英双语）
132. True feelings
132，实情
The swimsuit issue of a magazine that displayed a model wearing a skimpy bikini on its cover was occupying the attension of a wide-eyed man. Disturbed,his wife said，"That's shameful!If I looked like that I wouldn't leave my house!”
有个男人出神地盯着一本杂志的封面。那上面是一位穿着紧身比基尼泳装的女郎。他的妻子很生气，说:“真不像话，如果我穿的像她一样，我绝不出家门。”
"To tell you the truth," the husband replied，"if you looked like that neither would I."
“说句实话，”那男人说，“如果你像她那样，我也不会出家门的。”
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