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趣味图片英语笑话:the most unsellable parakeet 最不可能卖出去的鹦鹉(双语)

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this cage is only physical and thus meaningless. my true cage is society and time and space and gravitation. in fact, the entire newtonian worldview defines my identity...

这个笼子只能限制我的身体,对思想无用。我真正的笼子是社会、时间、空间和重力。实际上整个牛顿世界观确定了我身份

ludwig, so far the most unsellable parakeet

路德维格--到目前为止最不可能卖出去的鹦鹉

 

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