趣味图片英语笑话：Transformers 《变形金刚》（双语）
lately i've felt emotional frustration ...
最近我感到情绪沮丧……
it's completely freudian. whenever i need intimacy, my girlfriend turns herself into a car ... i know i'm in trouble if it's a van ...
这是彻底的弗洛伊德。每当我需要亲密时,我女朋友把自己变成一辆车……如果它是一辆面包车我知道我有麻烦了…
transformers directed by woody allen
《变形金刚》由伍迪·艾伦导演。
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