趣味图片英语笑话：wholegrain crackers 全麦饼干（双语）
and now there's wholegrain crackers for everybody! today is a special day, because we've also got prunes and bran buns!
现在有大家的全麦饼干!今天是特别的一天,因为我们也有干梅子和麸皮面包!
we have to a do something!
我们必须做点什么!
this has got to stop ...
这必须停止。
a few hours before the revolution
革命前的几小时
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