趣味图片英语笑话： pressing the keys 按键（双语）
Just keep pressing the keys and prentend you're doing something important ...
只需一直按键，假装你正在做一些重要的事情……
Press harder and faster on those keys... No one will ever know that you have nothing important to do... Keep your focus on the screen and keep hitting those keys ...
按键按的又重又快……没有人会知道你在做一些不重要的事要……保持在屏幕上的注意力并打一直敲打键盘……
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