趣味图片英语笑话：rum 朗姆酒（双语）
No, we don't drink rum. Do you know what it does to your body! Here, have a spirulina and a shot of beetroot ... Later we'll meditate ...
不,我们不喝朗姆酒。你知道它对你的身体有什么作用!在这里,有一个螺旋藻和甜菜根的…稍后我们将考虑……
The day Long John Silver realized that times had changed
这天长约翰银意识到时代不同了
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