By all means marry， if you get a good wife， you‘ll be happy， if you get a bad one， you’ll become a philosopher ―― Socrates 务必要结婚，娶个好女人，你会很快乐，娶个坏女人，你会成为哲学家（苏格拉底的老...
Q： What is a chord？ A： Three violists playing in unison. Q： What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto？ A： Music Minus One. Q： What is the difference between a viola and a tr...
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive， because people don't buy cars like they buy computers， but imagine if they did…… HELPLINE： "General Motors H...
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded. "Yes, sir," replied the driver. ...
A woman comes home from work wearing a new gold necklace. “Where did you get that necklace?” her husband asks.“I won it in a raffle at work,” she replies. “Now go prepare my bath.”The next d...
The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-e...
Q：How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton？ A：He knows it‘s a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续...
A Heavy Sleeper The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce.“Tell me explicitly，”the judge directed the woman，“what fault you have found with your husband.” The wife was exp...
