趣味图片英语笑话：pig paws 猪爪子（双语）

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I'm finding it difficult catching any fish with these pig paws or whatever they're called ...

我发现很难用这些猪爪子抓一条鱼或者称为什么的…

It's sooo hard! And we don't get any credit for it! Life sucks!

它是如此的困难!我们得不到任何的功劳!生活糟透了!

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