趣味图片英语笑话：The foundation of love 爱情的基础（双语）
She's so gorgeous, so mysterious ... Oh, what goes on inside that beautiful mind?
她很漂亮,如此的神秘……哦,这美丽心灵里都在想什么?
I need to buy ointment for my rectal eczema! God, it itches when I go to the toilet!
我需要买直肠湿疹药膏!上帝,它好痒让我去上厕所!
The foundation of love is ignorance
爱情的基础是无知
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