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趣味图片英语笑话:Tider 泰德(双语)

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Tider is so overrated! No one wants to fuck me!

太高估泰德了!没有人想操我!

The essence of what it's like 3 days after you've left your girlfriend to enjoy the fruits of freedom

在你离开你的女朋友3天后的本质就像享受自由果实

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