趣味图片英语笑话：Larry 拉里（双语）
Listen, pal, you are the first guy she's dated in 4 years. You better treat her well, or else me and couple of guys I know from downtown are gonna trak your ass down and rip your dorky face into tiny bloody pieces ... Get it,Larry?
听着,伙计,你是她在4年里第一个约会的男人。你最好善待她,否则我和其他两个人，会从市区会跟踪你,把你傻傻的脸斯成小片……懂了吗,拉里?
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