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初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话06:插在何处(中英)

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6.Where It Should Be Plugged

插在何处

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, "Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectantly.

一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教育孩子。她的儿子中有3岁.一天,她拿着一个插头,对儿子说:“看,这里有两个铜片,那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲满怀期待地等着儿子的回答。

"Plug in nose." is the answer.

“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说。

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