趣味图片英语笑话：migrants 移民（双语）
I watched the news last night. Unbearable with all those migrants drowning trying to get to Europe...
昨晚我看了这个消息。不能忍受那些移民试图溺水去欧洲......
That's why we have both Netflix, Hulu and HBO. They always show much better stuff...
这就是为什么我们既有Netflix，Hulu和HBO。他们总是表现出更好的东西...
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