趣味图片英语笑话：mobile games 手机游戏（双语）

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It seems that your kid doesn't consist of anything organic in the traditional sense. No intestines, no blood, no nothing. Only fragments of Youtube videos, mobile games, snapchats, all floating around in lukewarm coke...

看来你的孩子没有任何传统意义上的有机体。无肠，无血，什么都没有。只有YouTube片段视频，手机游戏，snapchats，都在不冷不热的焦炭中漂浮着...

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