每日一笑：A Strange Telephone Call(6.5)
A Chicago family was having dinner when the phone rung. The maid
answered and said, "It sure is!" and hung up. The same thing happened five minutes later.
" What's going on?" asked the father.
"Some crackpot, " explained the maid, "keeps calling to say, "It's long distance from New York."
奇怪的电话
芝加哥的一家人正在吃晚饭时，电话响了。女仆去接电话并说道，“当然是。”就挂掉了。 五分钟后同样的事情发生了。
“怎么回事？”父亲问道。
“一个疯子，”女仆解释说，“他总是坚持说‘从纽约到这非常远（这是纽约的长途）’。”
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